THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEM A mu SAY... 1.Does +his hunter's outfit make me look fat?” 2 "Do you think he is prettier than me?’ 3 "My wife never listens to me.” 4 i’ll have the light vinaigrette Salad and a diet soda.” 5 "Why don’t we go to the men’s room and freshen up?” 6"No, I didn’t see the game last night. X was watching 6” "Looks like it’s time to buy ” 8‘'Okay, who left the toilet seat up? 9I I'VE GOT MY FATHER’S THIGES!” 10"The dog??? Mo, that was ME.