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Go Back We Fucked Up Everything. Human
When you're waiting for Pizza!
You know you've grown up when a nap is no longer a punishment but a reward.
Life Would be better if we wore more tutu's
Police And A Small Boy
Police And A Small Boy
Police: Where do you live?
Small Boy: with my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Small Boy: With me.
Police: And where do you live all?
Small Boy: Together
Police: Where is Your Home?
Small Boy: Beside my neighbors' house.
Police: Where is your neighbors' house?
Small Boy: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me?
Small Boy: Next to my house.
Police: :-[
I smile because i have no idea what's going on.
How to not make the same Mistake Twice
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