WARNING!!! WORST VIRUS EVER TO HIT FACE BOOK!!!! The BSTC Virus (Butt Stuck To Chair). The virus glues you to your chair for several hours at a time! No housework will be done, children will starve, the cat will not eat. and the dog will not get its walk. You lose contact with the outside world; your butt goes numb! Put this on your status to warn all friends It's too late for me ~ SAVE YOURSELF!!!!