THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY... 1. "DOES THIS HUNTER'S OUT FIT MAKE ME LOOK FAT?" 2. "DO YOU THINK HE IS PRETTIER THAN ME?" 3. "MY WIFE NEVER LISTEN TO ME." 4. I'LL HAVE THE LIGHT VINAIGRETTE SALAD AND A DIET SODA." 5. "WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE MEN'S ROOM AND FRESHEN UP?" 6. "NO, I DIDN'T SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT. I WAS WATCHING QVC." 7. "LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO BUY SOME NEW UNDERWEAR." 8. "OKAY, WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP?" 9. "I'VE GOT MY FATHER'S THIGHS!" 10. " THE DOG??? NO, THAT WAS ME."

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY... 1. "DOES THIS HUNTER'S OUT FIT MAKE ME LOOK FAT?" 2. "DO YOU THINK HE IS PRETTIER THAN ME?" 3. "MY WIFE NEVER LISTEN TO ME." 4. I'LL HAVE THE LIGHT VINAIGRETTE SALAD AND A DIET SODA." 5. "WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE MEN'S ROOM AND FRESHEN UP?" 6. "NO, I DIDN'T SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT. I WAS WATCHING QVC." 7. "LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO BUY SOME NEW UNDERWEAR." 8. "OKAY, WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP?" 9. "I'VE GOT MY FATHER'S THIGHS!" 10. " THE DOG??? NO, THAT WAS ME."

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