I TOOK ASPIRIN FOR THE HEADACHE CAUSED BY THE ZYRTEC™ FOR THE HAY FEVER I COT FROM THE RELENZA™ FOR THE UPSET STOMACH AND FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS CAUSED BY THE VIAGRA™ FOR THE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION FROM THE PROPECIA™ FOR THE HAIR LOSS CAUSED BY THE RITALIN™ FOR MY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN CAUSED BY THE SCOPODERM TTS™ FOR THE MOTION SICKNESS THAT I COT FROM THE LOMOTIL™ FOR THE DIARRHEA CAUSED BY THE XENICAL™ FOR THE WEICHT CAIN CAUSED BY THE PAXIL™ FOR THE ANXIETY THAT I COT FROM THE ZOCOR™ THAT I'M TAKINC FOR MY HICH CHOLESTEROL BECAUSE A COOD DIET AND EXERCISE IS JUST TOO MUCH TROUBLE.