HOW IN THE HELL COULD A MAN ENJOY BEING AWAKENED AT 6:30 A.M. BY AN ALARM CLOCK, LEAP OUT OF BED, DRESS, FORCE-FEED, SHIT, PISS, BRUSH TEETH AND HAIR, AND FIGHT TRAFFIC TO GET TO A PLACE WHERE ESSENTIALLY YOU MADE LOTS OF MONEY FOR SOMEBODY ELSE AND WERE ASKED TO BE GRATEFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO?