cat's10 commandments 1.i am the lord of the house. 2. thou shalt have no other pets before me. 2.thou shalt not ever ignore me.4,i shall ignore thou when i feel like it.5. thou shalt be grateful that l evengive thou the time of the dey.6. remember may food dish and keep it full.7. tho shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me. 8. thou shalt always always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.9. thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon damand 10. above all,thou shalt do anything it takes to keep me happy.